Soooo, if you’re not defensive, you must be offensssive. Right? [And that sparks his interest even more. And no, the next offer isn’t the way to get a girl, but hell, he thinks it sure sounds nice. Perfect, really.]
Wanna spar? N-Not noooooow, but someday?
[And he can’t help but nod. And “MMHM” rather loudly. Arms are very important; don’t be wasteful with them! They’ll just end up in a landfill somewhere and then it’ll be a landfill of arms and it’ll smell gross. Ew. EW.
[And FAIL!Alcohol is the best kind of alcohol! And look, now that ship is burning as it drowns in the ocean.]
Why do women always… always say that? [His voice goes to a high, rather impressive falsetto.] Oh, I’m faaaat. You don’t wanna see thiiiiiis! I’m so uuuugly. [Aaaand it’s back to normal.] You’re pretty! Everyone would—should wanna see it. [Oh, obliviousness. Isn’t it wonderful? Though, truth be told, no matter how bad the scars, he’d still think she’s pretty. It’s a mental thing.
[Happy sighs are good. Good sighs. He has one, too. It’s a chorus of sighs.]
She… she’s special.
[As if either of them hadn’t confirmed that already. And he smiles.]
Friends? Friends.
[If this keeps up, he’s going to become the Claymore mascot.]
Hmmmmmm. That Na—Naruto kid isn’t bad, but he’s with Pink. Kaien~! Kaien would be AWESOME. Junpei, but they’d need… I dunno… babysitters. They’d get in trouble too much. Wish Arthur was here, still. He was kinda a dick, but they were good together. [Nod nod, mmhm, mmhm.] What about you? Who’d you pick?
[Was that--? Sorry, but Zack’s laughing at you. Hard. HARD.] You’re on the flooooor! [And yes, that IS the funniest thing he heard all day, thank you very much.]
Startin’? Oh, a MILLLLLLION Ivories! I’m paying them! Let’s see someone outbit—er, outbid me!
[After all, someone’s gotta keep you safe from all of the lecherous folks out there. Leave it to Zack, fair maiden!
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Date: 2010-12-02 07:18 pm (UTC)Soooo, if you’re not defensive, you must be offensssive. Right? [And that sparks his interest even more. And no, the next offer isn’t the way to get a girl, but hell, he thinks it sure sounds nice. Perfect, really.]
Wanna spar? N-Not noooooow, but someday?
[And he can’t help but nod. And “MMHM” rather loudly. Arms are very important; don’t be wasteful with them! They’ll just end up in a landfill somewhere and then it’ll be a landfill of arms and it’ll smell gross. Ew. EW.
[And FAIL!Alcohol is the best kind of alcohol! And look, now that ship is burning as it drowns in the ocean.]
Why do women always… always say that? [His voice goes to a high, rather impressive falsetto.] Oh, I’m faaaat. You don’t wanna see thiiiiiis! I’m so uuuugly. [Aaaand it’s back to normal.] You’re pretty! Everyone would—should wanna see it. [Oh, obliviousness. Isn’t it wonderful? Though, truth be told, no matter how bad the scars, he’d still think she’s pretty. It’s a mental thing.
[Happy sighs are good. Good sighs. He has one, too. It’s a chorus of sighs.]
She… she’s special.
[As if either of them hadn’t confirmed that already. And he smiles.]
Friends? Friends.
[If this keeps up, he’s going to become the Claymore mascot.]
Hmmmmmm. That Na—Naruto kid isn’t bad, but he’s with Pink. Kaien~! Kaien would be AWESOME. Junpei, but they’d need… I dunno… babysitters. They’d get in trouble too much. Wish Arthur was here, still. He was kinda a dick, but they were good together. [Nod nod, mmhm, mmhm.] What about you? Who’d you pick?
[Was that--? Sorry, but Zack’s laughing at you. Hard. HARD.] You’re on the flooooor! [And yes, that IS the funniest thing he heard all day, thank you very much.]
Startin’? Oh, a MILLLLLLION Ivories! I’m paying them! Let’s see someone outbit—er, outbid me!
[After all, someone’s gotta keep you safe from all of the lecherous folks out there. Leave it to Zack, fair maiden!
[And hey, beer pity is… is just wrong! :P]
What’s wrong with beer? HUH?